@CharityCr1TiKaL: Useless power: ability to grow your finger nails 10% faster than the average person

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: Gasparilla was fun, but now Tampa will go back to being a boring ass place

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: Saw a man fall face first on the road and bust his face open. He poured a beer in the wounds and went about his day

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: Felt a pop in my ankle and my foot went numb and contorted, shit looked like a question mark. Better now, but weird stuff

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Herman Melville

"We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow men."

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Curiosity Self-Portrait at Martian Sand Dune

This self-portrait of NASA's Curiosity Mars rover shows the vehicle at "Namib Dune," where the rover's activities included scuffing into the dune with a wheel and scooping samples of sand for laboratory analysis. via NASA http://ift.tt/1PK1POl

Ethel Barrymore

"You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself."

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NASA Observes Day of Remembrance

Chuck Resnik, brother of Space Shuttle Challenger astronaut Judith Resnik, left, and NASA Administrator Charles Bolden, right, visit the Space Shuttle Challenger Memorial during a wreath laying ceremony that was part of NASA's Day of Remembrance on the 30th anniversary of the Challenger accident, January 28, 2016, at Arlington National Cemetery. via NASA http://ift.tt/1OSseWB

Marcus Tullius Cicero

"Justice consists in doing no injury to men; decency in giving them no offense."

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: Useless power: ability to turn your farts into full-blown shits.

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: Story: Eating with Harold. Harold likes to eat food. He makes a friend and invites him to dinner. Together they eat food Harold prepared

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Engineers Mark Completion of Orion’s Pressure Vessel

NASA’s Orion spacecraft is another step closer to launching on its first mission to deep space atop the agency’s Space Launch System rocket. On Jan. 13, technicians at Michoud Assembly Facility finished welding together the primary structure of the Orion spacecraft destined for deep space, marking another important step on the journey to Mars. via NASA http://ift.tt/1OPBnPJ

Robert Herrick

"Who covets more is evermore a slave."

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: My backpack is exactly how I left it. I don't trust it anymore though, someone was stuffing yucky shit in there for 6 months, I'm sure of it

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Space Station Flyover of the Mediterranean

Expedition 46 flight engineer Tim Peake of the European Space Agency (ESA) shared this stunning nighttime photograph with his social media followers on Jan. 25, 2016, writing, "Beautiful night pass over Italy, Alps and Mediterranean." via NASA http://ift.tt/201CFPP

James Joyce

"A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery."

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: 6 months ago lost my backpack. Campus called tonight, it's been turned in. A lesson to never lose hope. Welcome home, old shitty backpack

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: Useless super power: ability to make your dick grow 3 inches, but only if your grandmother is in the room

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A Half-Enceladus

This half-lit view of Enceladus bears a passing resemblance to similar views of Earth's own natural satellite, but the similarities end there. via NASA http://ift.tt/1UmfrwW

Mahatma Gandhi

"Peace is its own reward."

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: I've got the itch to beat a strange game very fast

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Clare Boothe Luce

"Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount."

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2016 Blizzard by Moonlight

An image from Suomi NPP shows the Eastern United States covered with snow and lit by a blizzard. via NASA http://ift.tt/1PqCo4e

@CharityCr1TiKaL: Recently been "losing" my car keys every time I get out. Leave my car, forget I'm holding my keys and start looking for them for 5 minutes

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George Herbert

"None knows the weight of another's burden."

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: I hate university toilet paper, it's like rubbing my anus with a cactus

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Blizzard Bears Down on U.S. East Coast

NASA-NOAA's Suomi NPP satellite snapped this image of the blizzard approaching the U.S. East coast around 2:35 a.m. EST on Jan. 22, 2016 using the Visible Infrared Imaging Radiometer Suite (VIIRS) instrument's Day-Night band. via NASA http://ift.tt/1NpA4CQ

John Galsworthy

"One's eyes are what one is, one's mouth is what one becomes."

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: Useless super power: ability to conjure a toothpick once every 4 months

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Major Winter Storm Headed For Eastern U.S.

NASA and NOAA satellites are tracking a large winter storm that is expected to bring heavy snowfall to the U.S. Mid-Atlantic region on Jan. 22 and 23. Data from NASA-NOAA's Suomi NPP and NOAA's GOES-East satellite were used to create images and an animation of the movement of the powerful storm. via NASA http://ift.tt/1PqWTr2

Publilius Syrus

"If you wish to reach the highest, begin at the lowest."

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Aurora and the Pacific Northwest

NASA astronaut Scott Kelly and ESA astronaut Tim Peake shared a series of aurora photographs taken from the International Space Station on Jan. 20, 2016. Kelly wrote, "#goodmorning #aurora and the Pacific Northwest! #YearInSpace" and Peakefollowed up with, "Getting a photo masterclass from @StationCDRKelly – magical #aurora" via NASA http://ift.tt/1lvCOYX

Walter Scott

"Faces that have charmed us the most escape us the soonest."

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First Flower Grown in Space Station's Veggie Facility

On Jan. 16, 2016, Expedition 46 Commander Scott Kelly shared photographs of a blooming zinnia flower in the Veggie plant growth system aboard the International Space Station. Kelly wrote, "Yes, there are other life forms in space! #SpaceFlower #YearInSpace" via NASA http://ift.tt/1PDkPbc

First Flower Grown in Space

On Jan. 16, 2016, Expedition 46 Commander Scott Kelly shared photographs of a blooming zinnia flower in the Veggie plant growth facility on the International Space Station. Kelly wrote, "First ever flower grown in space makes its debut!" and "Yes, there are other life forms in space! #SpaceFlower #YearInSpace" via NASA http://ift.tt/1JfKxWu

Oliver Cromwell

"Subtlety may deceive you; integrity never will."

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: I held in a shit for about 3 hours today and it didn't feel nice

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Jason-3 Satellite Launches

The SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket is seen as it launches from Vandenberg Air Force Base Space Launch Complex 4 East with the Jason-3 spacecraft onboard, , Sunday, Jan. 17, 2016, Vandenberg Air Force Base, California. via NASA http://ift.tt/1Rux4gf

@CharityCr1TiKaL: Useless super power: ability to go from lying down to standing up in one move like Dracula rising his coffin

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John Henry Newman

"Growth is the only evidence of life."

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: @acex222_2 You'd have no way of knowing it was your house on fire because all you'd smell is smoke. Could just be future food cooking

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: I love thinking of useless super powers like having the ability to smell the future

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Mortimer Adler

"The telephone book is full of facts, but it doesn't contain a single idea."

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: Story Idea: Hard Steel. An ordinary man learns he can control steel, but decides to never use his powers and lives an average life.

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: Trying to find information about the "Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit" but I can't find much. Thought there'd be more about this anal invader

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Jason-3 Satellite Prepared For Launch

In the SpaceX Payload Processing Facility at Vandenberg Air Force Base in California, the Jason-3 satellite is prepared for encapsulation in its payload faring. Liftoff of Jason-3 atop a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket is targeted for the opening of a 30-second launch window at 10:42:18 a.m. PST (1:42 EST) on Sunday, Jan. 17. via NASA http://ift.tt/1U0gpiu

Phil Crosby

"You have to lead people gently toward what they already know is right."

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: Rocket League with some friends https://t.co/7p5tC73qbV

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Pluto’s Wright Mons in Color

Scientists with NASA’s New Horizons mission have assembled this highest-resolution color view of one of two potential cryovolcanoes spotted on the surface of Pluto by the New Horizons spacecraft in July 2015. via NASA http://ift.tt/1nlrIaw

Evita Peron

"Shadows cannot see themselves in the mirror of the sun."

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: I didn't just not win, I was sent a message. 20$ worth of numbers, only number I had that was drawn was 4. Strong sign to just fuck myself

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: Didn't win the PowerBall

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: PowerBall victory in t-minus 12 hours

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New Seafloor Map Helps Scientists Find New Features

An international scientific team recently published a new map of the ocean floor based on Earth’s gravity field, and it is a particularly useful tool. The maps were created through computer analysis and modeling of new satellite data from ESA’s CryoSat-2 and from the NASA-CNES Jason-1, as well as older data from missions flown in the 1980s and 90s. via NASA http://ift.tt/1P11qGS

Booth Tarkington

"Arguments only confirm people in their own opinions."

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: I bought 20$ worth of PowerBall numbers. I'd say my chances of taking home the prize are quite high

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Tim Peake Prepares For Friday's Spacewalk

European Space Agency (ESA) astronaut Tim Peake (@astro_timpeake) shared this photo taken aboard the International Space Station on Jan. 11, 2015, during preparations for a spacewalk, or extra-vehicular activity (EVA). Peake wrote, "Final suit fit check prior to Friday's EVA – feels just great! #Principia #spacewalk" via NASA http://ift.tt/1TSFE6i

@CharityCr1TiKaL: @jackseptlctank Changed my number, kind of a pain, but oh well

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: I spent 6 consecutive hours playing House of Caravan today trying to beat 13.9 seconds. I got 13.2 and now I am elated

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Starburst Spider

Mars' seasonal cap of carbon dioxide ice has eroded many beautiful terrains as it sublimates (goes directly from ice to vapor) every spring. In the region where the High Resolution Imaging Science Experiment (HiRISE) camera on NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter took this image on Feb. 4, 2009, we see troughs that form a starburst pattern. via NASA http://ift.tt/1SJIc8a

Georgia O'Keeffe

"The days you work are the best days."

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: In stream with friends https://t.co/7p5tC73qbV

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: @VinnyVinesauce Bruh, coulda just asked me for pics. Unless you like the role play

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: The amount of doctors that have seen my dick in the last week is astounding

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: @Obey_Stats Happy Birthday

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: I will become Han Silzerian, opposite of Dan Bilzerian. I'll be inside a room and pose with stuff animals with opposite captions to his

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: @Dawnheist Per usual, great work

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Arthur Schopenhauer

"It is a clear gain to sacrifice pleasure in order to avoid pain."

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: @Dawnheist Thank you. Big fan of the band, looking forward to hearing more from you guys :)

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: Thanks for the nice messages. I was in the hospital with puking and strong hernia-type pain, unfortunately they don't know what's causing it

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Hubble Sees a Supermassive and Super-hungry Galaxy

This NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope image shows the spiral galaxy NGC 4845, located over 65 million light-years away in the constellation of Virgo (The Virgin). The galaxy’s orientation clearly reveals the galaxy’s striking spiral structure: a flat and dust-mottled disk surrounding a bright galactic bulge. via NASA http://ift.tt/1S8lWWe

William Feather

"If we do not discipline ourselves the world will do it for us."

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Galaxy Cluster IDCS 1426

Astronomers have made the most detailed study yet of an extremely massive young galaxy cluster using three of NASA’s Great Observatories. via NASA http://ift.tt/1S6CRIE

@CharityCr1TiKaL: @DeadWeight4U Interesting. Someone who lives forever by constantly birthing a new, younger version of themself

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: Story idea: My ManBaby. Pregnant woman can't give birth. After 20 years of pregnancy, she gives birth to a full grown man.

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: @m_rtv Beautiful

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: Story Idea: Earth's Best Kept Secret. A secret organization that picks up litter when no one is around and kills anyone who sees them

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Space Station Flyover of British Columbia's Coast Mountains

ESA astronaut Tim Peake (@astro_timpeake) took this photograph over the west coast of Canada from the International Space Station on Dec. 31, 2015, and shared it with his Twitter followers on Jan. 5, writing, "I was lucky enough to fly a helicopter in these Rocky Mountains once – I’m a bit higher this time! #Principia" via NASA http://ift.tt/1mGs2A2

Virgil Thomson

"I don't go around regretting things that don't happen."

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: Rocket League stream https://t.co/Z0YkwMrD4B

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Andromeda in High-Energy X-rays

NASA's Nuclear Spectroscope Telescope Array, or NuSTAR, has imaged a swath of the Andromeda galaxy -- the nearest large galaxy to our own Milky Way galaxy. via NASA http://ift.tt/1mySXOQ

Lord Acton

"Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely."

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Triple Play

What looks like a pair of Saturnian satellites is actually a trio upon close inspection. via NASA http://ift.tt/1PIbO4U

Virgil

"They can conquer who believe they can."

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@CharityCr1TiKaL: Thirty-eighth charity donation. https://t.co/FZZ19TsUY2

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Xenophon

"The sweetest of all sounds is praise."

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